Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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