Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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