its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
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