At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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