remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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