She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It's blow job season.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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