never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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