Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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