quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It's official drugs can't kill me
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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