There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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