Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I want a musical about memes.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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