what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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