So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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