He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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