I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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