Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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