quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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