i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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