I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
