I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You're a waste of cheezeits
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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