nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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