i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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