like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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