she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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