Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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