feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
not ubering you a puppy
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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