How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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