..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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