My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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