I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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