lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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