I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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