do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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