Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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