And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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