Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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