? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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