The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Moan for me like Helen Keller
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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