Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I use my feet as sexual weapons
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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