i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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