I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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