i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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