She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize