new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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