Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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