nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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