1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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