So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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