Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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