I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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