The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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