Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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