Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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