But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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